Monday, October 30, 2006 Superficial Cakalusa Seeks and Destroys Again.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006 Superficial Cakalusa Returns.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 How Hong Kong will be your demise.
Monday, October 16, 2006 MandyStarz: Most deserving of a punch to her vagina award.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006 Koreans Can't Be Trusted.
Monday, October 09, 2006 Better with Butter
Tuesday, October 03, 2006 I've had it! I'm so sick of Yellow Fever! Follow-up post.
Monday, October 02, 2006 Things you shouldn't say when picking up a girl.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006 WANTED - Sugar Mama
Monday, September 25, 2006 Love at first sight. Excuse me while I order a side of plastic surgery for you as well.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 Drunk Dialing 101: Art of the Inebriated Digits.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Everyone's Talking About My Balls.
Sunday, September 10, 2006 We're having a heated debate over here on whether to brush before or after breakfast.
Monday, September 11, 2006 17 Years to erect. 1 Hour to bring it down.
Thursday, September 07, 2006 Aaron Kwok Pictures: Because we love to humiliate F.O.B.ulous moments.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006 We're bringing ugly back.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006 Justin Timberlake: Man most deserving of a punch to his jaw.
Monday, September 04, 2006 Today, the 4th of September, 2006 officially marks "Punch a Stingray Day".
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 Ladies and gentleman, I'm offering free fingering lessons.
Sunday, August 20, 2006 Where are you in this engine?
Saturday, August 19, 2006 MOTHERF*CKING REVIEW OF SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Monday, August 14, 2006 Copyright! I've got yet another goldmine idea!
Tuesday, August 15, 2006 The Movie for Everyone: Miami Vice.
Monday, August 07, 2006 The Xanga Pledge.
Thursday, August 10, 2006 The War of Chicks and Dick....Clark.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006 BATTLE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH!
Thursday, July 27, 2006 To the surprise of absolutely no one: One of the N'sync boys comes out!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006 Psst! I have a secret.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006 iPod, uPod, we all Pod.
Thursday, July 13, 2006 The secret to Xanga and your life.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006 The Setting Sun.
Sunday, June 25, 2006 The Word.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006 Cakalusa Reports: Paris Hilton wants to be East Asian.
Monday, June 12, 2006 The art of staring.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 Breakfast at Hooters. The Benchmark for Manliness.
Thursday, May 25, 2006 The Code of Man (Updated for 2006).
Monday, May 22, 2006 It's the small things in life like...
Saturday, May 06, 2006 Mission Im-motherfreaking-possible Tres.
Monday, May 08, 2006 I smell pussy.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006 Why being a nerd will never get you laid.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006 Asian Pop Singers: Not Real Men (of genius).
Thursday, April 20, 2006 I sang to a gangbanger because I was drunk.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Asian parents are the worst of them all.
Thursday, March 23, 2006 X for Xanga: The Downfall of a Blogsite.
Sunday, March 26, 2006 How to argue effectively.
Monday, March 20, 2006 All Indians are poor, malnourished, and never have diarrhea.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006 Features Xanga should consider
Wednesday, March 15, 2006 Go, Go, Porno Rangers!
Saturday, March 18, 2006 Provide a word
Thursday, March 09, 2006 America's Original Gangsters.
Monday, March 13, 2006 I knew it! I sooo knew it! Disney is racist!
Monday, March 06, 2006 Your Guide To Walking Through the Streets of Manhattan.
Wednesday, March 01, 2006 I've discovered an answer for anorexia and obesity! I'm a genius!
Wednesday, February 22, 2006 Shiver Me Timbers, It's Naked MTV!
Thursday, February 23, 2006 It's okay Xanga, we're all not perverts like you.
Monday, February 20, 2006 Bi-Curious George: Hollywood Has Done It Again.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006 Censored Pr0n for your viewing pleasure.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006 Valentines Day provides a valid reason to order the girlfriend to go down on you. That's all.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006 My day spent as a female.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 Tell mother I'm joining the gay-sled team.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 Scented Bath Towels: Why did it take so long for me to come up with this?
Thursday, January 26, 2006 Top Reasons Why Nobody Reads Your Blogsite
Friday, January 27, 2006 What your closest Chinese friend never told you about Chinese New Year.
Thursday, January 19, 2006 Rupaul had no shame and neither do I.
Monday, January 09, 2006 Bastardly Things to Do As a Parent.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006 Bill Gates and Steve Jobs don't care about Black people.
Friday, January 06, 2006 How to dance hip-hop/reggae/at the club in 3 easy steps.
Monday, December 26, 2005 6 days of Xanga
Tuesday, December 13, 2005 HOW TO TELL YOUR ASIANS FROM ONE ANOTHER: For Dummies
December 06, 2005 Saddam tells court to "go to hell." In other news, Michael Jackson still a pedophile.
November 21, 2005 If you work for MTV, I can prevent you from ending up in Hell.
November 17, 2005 How to dance like Will Ferrell and enjoy it. Or not.
November 13, 2005 How Much Money Are You Wearing?
November 03, 2005 Why Bluetooth headsets will get you killed, and why you should be killed for wearing them.
November 01, 2005 Fat/Ugly People Are Often Misjudged and Misunderstood. Here's Why You Should Befriend One.
October 25, 2005 How to properly take a Myspace photo.
October 18, 2005 The Ricebunny Chronicles
October 08, 2005 Why Jessica Alba is the worst actor in Hollywood.
October 06, 2005 The Fashion Police have been sleeping on their job lately.
September 30, 2005 Nintendo, Another Monopolistic Evil Empire Next To Micro$oft.
September 29, 2005 Pho Shizzle, Viets Are Not The Dizzle.
September 21, 2005 Xanga Wristbands: The New Fashion Statement.
September 16, 2005 "Hey, Ma, Look! I'm In the Newspaper!"
September 06, 2005 Xanga Does Not Care About Black People.
August 22, 2005 California Dreaming (5-part series)
July 26, 2005 The Great Xanga War of 2005 (3-part series)
July 12, 2005 Friggin' women.
July 11, 2005 Sure fire ways to triple your eProp count
June 15, 2005 Various Types of Asians Within American Society.
June 11, 2005 How Lil' Jon Got His Groove Back
May 15, 2005 Kim Jong Il is the illest.
May 12, 2005 Being Emo for a day A fan favorite
April 19, 2005 Webcam Survivor Season 4 (4 week long series)
April 09, 2005 Video Games killed the radio star
April 05, 2005 XANGA METROSEXUALS - Xanga's new feature unraveled
March 31, 2005 Things you probably shouldn't say or do on April Fools Day
March 26, 2005 How to blog on Xanga and actually enjoy it. A comprehensive guide to eProp whores
March 17, 2005 I love myself a White girl, Black girl, and Asian girl.
March 15, 2005 I lahv my new Dahv.
March 04, 2005 Emo Girl
February 16, 2005 How To Not Become A College Idiot - Part II
February 08, 2005 Me So Hongry!
January 20, 2005 To the women of Xanga: Take off your shirts
December 25, 2004 So I'll be spending Christmas 10,000 metres above sea level (My trip to Asia: 5-part series).
November 30, 2004 I'm tired of all you Asians
November 16, 2004Xanga Bucks
September 02, 2004 How To Be A P.i.m.p.
September 01, 2004 Go Commie Media!
August 04, 2004 ASS CLEANING 101: 5 IMPORTANT TIPS TO KEEP IT ASSALISCIOUS